The Empire of Goblin 7 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.528 billion Goblin 7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.1%.

The strong Goblin 7ian economy, worth 495 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 65,838 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,606 per year while the poor average 17,505, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

A major religion has been named as Goblin 7's national religion, the police insist that racism does not exist, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Goblin 7 after the ban on emigration was lifted. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Goblin 7's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goblin 7 is ranked 50,635^th in the world and 2^nd in Gobbotopia for Most Patriotic, with 27.22 flags saluted per person per day.